I like the photo, but I am never too excited about monkeys and the like.

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AW SHUCKS WHY NOT. I love all critters. But my favorite primates are Orangutans and Gorillas.

And need I remind you that you are in fact, a monkey. xD

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I am not a monkey, thank-you-very-much, and I ask that you don't call me that again.

The monkey and creatures of the like are my least favourite animals. I don't mind the "good" ones like chimps, orangutans etc., but the little ones can go to hell. They are always in the tigers' business...whenever they see one they scream bloody murder and prevent them from getting any kills...to survive. Those assholes. They are cheeky little bastards too...sneaky, cocky, loud, annoying. I really have no patience for them. That doesn't mean I want to see them go extinct or anything...that would be "monkey" thing to say...but I have an intense dislike for them. They don't like me either - in my experience, they'll see me from a mile away, freak out and get their poo ready, jumping around screaming. I avoid them whenever possible.

Uughh... I could go on and on. They are right up there with water buffalo - those fat bastards are always so grumpy and when they get really pissed off they just shit everywhere...what they hell is that. Their cocky stance and hatred for lions twists my tits as well.

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Aw they're just afraid the tiger's gonna eat them or their babies. Same with the water buffalo. It's sad. Cause I don't want either species to go hungry, or die. But nature is nature.

I really do love all animals but at the same time... the two that I'd prefer not to interact with are scorpions (I like the black ones though) and GOATS. I am TERRIFIED of goats. And they know it. They go after me.

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I swear...monkeys do it even if they are under threat or not to warn the deer. So loud...so annoying... when I see a tiger outed like that it brings my piss to a boil. I can't help it.

Funny story. I remember I was watching "Planet Earth" all the way through one weekend when I was alone and I had seen all but two episodes. I was at the second last one and I was getting rather ornery that there were no tigers yet. I was beginning to think there was not going to be any - it would have been a tremendous blow to my "ego". Then they went to India and I saw the habitat and the monkeys and the chital and my heart started to go...I thought..."where are the tigers...there has to be tigers". Attenborough started going on about the mutualistic relationship between deer and langurs and I thought...'come on, don't tell me nothing happens'. Then I see one of those little guys running along the ground and I start to get REALLY anxious. I'm thinking..."oh my god...he's out in the open! SOMEONE GET HIM! Where are the freaking tigers?!" I am literally shouting at the television. The langur stops and the hair on the back of my neck stands on end and I lean forward..."wait for it...wait for it...!" then I hear the sounds of heavy rattling breathing and think "is it?! IS IT?!"...they then showed the tigers tail and I erupted in cheers jumping up and down. The tiger then made short work of the langur. It seems really bad, but I still laugh when I think about it - part of me was wanting a little revenge, but it was mostly the little kid in me being absolutely overjoyed to see the tiger. I hope to god that there isn't some sort of spy camera that documented the whole thing, though I think it would be hilarious to watch. I am such a weirdo.

Goats are harmless, but I know what you mean...they are creepy. I cannot say I like them much either since they harass me to no end when myself or JCW guests are trying to feed them.

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Goats are NOT harmless! I have been GORED, HEADBUTTED, KICKED, BRUISED AND BILLY CRACKED A RIB. EVIL BASTARDS.

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Okay...so they are not harmless. The goat is to you as monkeys are to me, it seems.

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Billy is this pain in the ass goat at the barn. He's so fat that he looks like he has two beach balls sticking out from his sides. He's sick from overeating so he gets shots twice a day and he can't have any more surgeries. He eats so much because he breaks into everyone's feed cans and eats it all. And feed costs MONEY. MY MONEY. Stupid fat bastard. Plus he pisses and shits wherever he pleases, he rubs his fat ass on my Cadillac, and he chases me and hurts me xD

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Awww...good on you for continuing to take care of him though.

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